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Bro, is that a hovering logo?

HOLY SHIT. I DIDN'T KNOW RUGS COULD FLOAT.

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There's an ENTIRE DAMN OCEAN OF THEM ON THE BSC. Buy my coin. I won't rug you because I ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL. Go look above and DYOR by searching at my tabs.

CA: 0xf60D5213519C5459bE35B00F0BDb99e22837ed74

lol wat

What types of rugs do you sell at sea?

Why the hell you need rugs at sea? They don't float well enough. They just sink. Like my WALLET. 

Telegram

Because a "legit" project needs one right? Prolly. Websites are pretty useless, but we NEED ONE FOR LEGITIMACY. Waste of my time.

Roadmap

  • Make a TG

  • Make some reddit posts talking about how good my token is (it aint that good)

  • Shill the shit

  • Apply to CMC and CG because why the hell not?

  • Get listed on botted ass CoinHunt and CoinSniper because we ALL know they are legit votes. I expect 2 holders for 10 hours of work.

  • Be a basic degen and be real with my community.

  • Figure out a use case.

Roadmap

Q2 2021

  • Make a TG

  • Make some reddit posts talking about how good my token is (it aint that good)

  • Shill the shit

  • Apply to CMC and CG because why the hell not?

  • Get listed on botted ass CoinHunt and CoinSniper because we ALL know they are legit votes. I expect 2 holders for 10 hours of work.

  • Be a basic degen and be real with my community.

  • Figure out a use case.

Q3 2021

  • Holy shit, we lasted more than a week.

  • I didn't rug anyone by this point, but I didn't think we would still exist.

  • Honestly if you want a use case, there is 1% Binance Charity hard coded into the contract because at least I can help SOMEONE who can't afford a BNB.

  • Maybe work on a rugapedia to details the 18 types of rugs I have experienced.

  • Celebrate America's birthday.

  • Hopefully not burn myself with a firework.

  • F*ck Q4. We will reach that bridge if we make it.

  • Maybe a new website idk

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